Crack Panda by Button Junkie

Does Crack Panda come from the Congo? This is a question I have been asking myself, but, I’ll get to that in a bit…

Back in July at Vape Expo I was very excited to see the new range of juices by Button Junkie. I’ll be honest it was a deciding factor as to whether I was gonna go to the show or not. A juice called Crack Panda with ‘Gorillaz styled’ artwork. Thats gonna totally grab my attention and tilt the already pretty tilted scales in favour of making the journey to the N.E.C. I’m glad I did for inside a giant inflatable cube surrounded by clouds, I found the home of the Crack Panda.

Venturing through this post apocalyptic haze into a square cave looking for a panda did make me start to wonder if the coffee I bought on the way in was laced with acid. Then using the power of rationalisation I decided thats fucking stupid, the coffee was way too cheap to have been spiked. Undeterred (although slightly upset) by the revelation that I was indeed sober, it was time to get my crack on.

Peachy, I smiled (then a little cough) the tropical blend teasing the back of my throat. This was quickly followed by a sweet apricot on the exhale leaving a slightly sharp but full bodied tropical fruit crush of a flavour enveloping my entire mouth. There was something very familiar about this taste, like something I had before, possibly when I was younger… Upon smelling the juice it became clear, the reason I’m pondering whether Crack Panda (or C.Piddy as I like to think of him) comes from the Congo is that it makes me think Umbongo. I’m vaping Umbongo and I want more. Add to this the fact that it is a 70VG 30PG blend and I’m chucking out full bodied Congo clouds. I’m beginning to see why the Panda loves/needs his crack.

This is what the lovely people at Button Junkie have to say about it:

Like a used tissue, this Panda discarded bamboo a long time ago. The one and only overriding thought that fills his every waking moment is how to get more of this truly precious e-juice. His screaming tastebuds crave the sweet apricots as they melt and merge with ripe peaches and a mysterious melange of tropical fruits. This wonderous flavour will make any Panda’s fur stand on end.

For those of you who love fruit vapes I’d put this on the must try list, especially if you like a bit of throat hit. I got a good amount of tingle even at 3mg nic. Its a real tropical blast with well balanced tones and not overly sweet, so even in a dripper can be vaped over long periods of time without becoming too sickly.

Also I would like to give the artwork an honourable mention, seriously loving the styling and the square glass dripper bottles are a nice touch. Just wish the dripper was slightly longer but that is a minor grumble. You can always tip the last bit in.

Crack Panda is available exclusively in the UK from ecigwizard.com and will set you back £8.48 for 15ml and £15.49 for 30ml and comes in various strengths 0mg, 1.5mg, 3mg and 6mg.

Key Lime Cookie

Vaping Key lime Cookie from Element E-Liquid is like staring in your own Adam West Batman episode. The flavour fucking kicks your arse with BLAM KAPOW OOFFFFF. Flavour flavour flavour… I cannot state this enough. It causes all the receptors on your tongue to spring into life and take notice. From the first pull it’s like an absolute taste eruption of some glorious tongue shaped volcano. You have to smile its so shockingly impressive, imagine the first time you had ice cream or sweets as a child, shock and awe and fucking loveliness.

It’s not just the strength of the flavours its how well balanced they are. As you draw inwards you start to feel the sweet bite of the lime along the edges of your tongue. Now this is a key lime vape so its not a sharp or sour sensation its very much a sweet tasting lime, and this is where some of the balancing comes in, because it is not overly sweet. Generally it’s at this point you begin to smile and then the exhale, the titty fucking fantastic exhale. Flavours pushing to the forefront like a crowd bursting through the opening gates at Glastonbury Festival. The deviously decadent lime partners up with the base, the cookie, the soft juicy cookie with hints of that scrumsalisous dough. Wait my vaping chums, it doesn’t end there, lick your lips and the flavours remain, as if you were actually eating the cookie, suck the insides of your cheeks and the delicious key lime cookie remains, juicy and fresh, literally mouth watering and so so fucking moorish.

The moorish factor could be considered a negative, you will go though this stuff faster than your other juices. I constantly feel like I’m running out and have to try and limit the amount of it I vape. Still though It’s amazing, in the proper sense of the word. I’ve not come across any other juice company that has this kinda wow, thats what I’ve been fucking looking for factor. Element won best flavours at VapeJam in London and I can see why, also the competition was tough, making that one hell of a prize.

This particular flavour is from their premium dripper range, coming in 20ml glass dripper bottles 80VG 20PG @3mg. The dripper range only comes with low nicotine, don’t let that put you off if you like it stronger. The high VG means vapour production is thick saturated and creamy, to be honest I would have pegged it at higher VG if I didn’t know. These juices are made in the USA and they come pre steeped, so no having to fuck around with any of that shit. Just crack it open and enter a technicolour world of imagination and taste. You can order off their website and one of these bottles will set you back £12.99.

Seriously do it, I know flavours are subjective but this company rocks. They really do have something special and should be praised… a lot.